do you ever look at someone’s url and you just want to help them
all the time
there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said
do you know how to drive this thing
BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR
Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?
Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions
A+ Father
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
(Source: theamericangurl)
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
(Source: baboushkat)